sexy poncho?

Hmm.
I may be mistaken, but I thought the whole point of ponchos was that they were comfortable and flattering on anyone, and definately not sexy. This seems to be a failed attempt to make poncho's sexy.

Adding some boob works for most outfits, but this is just wrong.

Many thanks to Shannon for this one!

In her words
"This is the scariest mannequin head I have ever seen. I think if you stare too long the mannequin will steal your soul."


I can't agree more. I think its the lipliner.

okay. As far as i can tell, this is baggy-armpitted two peice crocheted chainmail. Creative.

This is a horrible thing to do to a child. Maybe it was fine in the 60s, but today... you may as well put a sign on your kid saying 'hi! My mommy is a burnt-out ex-hippie. She's trying to bring back the 60s! this year i got a fringey vest and next year she said I can try pot!"

gah. the horrible things people do to their children.




(sorry if i managed to offend any ex-hippies, but if you dress your kid like this, you've got to be smoking something!)

aww

the hat is okay, but the little styrofoam head looks so unhappy

Kitty?

This is supposed to be a cute fuzzy kitty. You say "kitty" I say "horrific monster" Are those tentacles coming out of its face? Why does it have a mohawk? What happened to the back feet? It kinda looks like all the dust bunnies under my bed formed a single creature to rip out my soul while i sleep.

Hmm... what am I ever going to do with those leftover granny squares from that quilt i made last week? wow... I could attach a fringe and some straps and let everyone think I'm a really snazzy dresser! now if I can only figure out how to keep my nipples from poking out the holes in the squares, we'll be set.

My cat would love that shirt... think she made the belt and the hat, too? the hat fits badly enough to be home made, and kind of looks like it could be startched filet crochet

Sandals?

Can anyone anywhere explain to me how these can be called sandals????
This looks like something Madonna would have worn in the 80's. It's the mesh glove for your feet. This doesn't even look comfortable!!
Perhaps she's trying to catch fish while walking along the beach?

The necklace itself isn't bad, its the name... its called "the taco chip suprise"

well, now. I'm willing to bet 5 bucks that as soon as that picture was taken, that monstrosity went in the trash. I'm guessing this was a gift from her grandmother. Whats with the hat, anyway? is that a beret or a crocheted pancake?
I'm not even sure what else to say about this, except that if someone tried to get anywhere near me with this thing, someone wouldn't be surviving the night.

*blink*

Well, um, I feel like an idiot. I had no idea I had the comments turned off... I just thought you guys didn't like me! Well, I feel thorougly and utterly stupid now. Many thanks to d43dpuppy for going over to you knit what two and pointing out that I had the comments turned off! There are some days that I think I shouldn't be allowed near computers. I'm so glad you guys are here!
:)


oh- and to the anon. poster that was looking for a trash can cover... crochetpatterncentral.com has a few trash can patterns. You may be able to find one that will slip over the trash can you already have- good luck!